New Existentialism
New Existentialism
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So here’s the shirt: ‘The New Existentialism: Why fear the void when you can just scroll through it?’ And honestly, isn’t that what we’re all doing? Instead of staring into the meaningless abyss, we’re just flipping through posts, liking cat videos, and watching influencers tell us how to live our best lives.
This one’s for anyone who’s ever caught themselves in the endless scroll, wondering what they’re doing with their life but too mesmerized by their phone to stop. It’s existential dread meets social media addiction—a little reminder that sometimes, facing the void is as easy as double-tapping. Perfect for the person who knows that modern life’s deepest questions can be ignored... as long as you keep scrolling.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Be wise, and follow these washing instructions!
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
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🏛️ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
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Returns
Our goal at Philosothreads is that you love your order. Our philosophy inspired gear is typically non-returnable, but our goal is for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.
🏛️ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
🏛️ No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at support@philosothreads if you believe you are eligible for a refund.
Eligibility for a Refund:
🏛️ Received product damaged or defective
🏛️ Within 30 days of purchase
🏛️ MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at support@philosothreads.com
*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*
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