About Us

Welcome to Philosothreads, where we take philosophy—this thing that’s supposed to make you smarter and all that—and slap it on a t-shirt. Why? Because, here at Philosothreads we are pretty but at making t-shirts but also have intellectual inferiority complexes.

Look, you’ve probably spent enough time overthinking everything in your life already. So, why not let your shirt do some of that heavy lifting? It’s for people who like to think about life’s big questions—like, why are we here? What’s the meaning of existence? But we also have one with a picture of a t-rex that says ''Philosoraptor'' so take your pick.

At Philosothreads, we figured, why just read philosophy when you can wear it? We’ve got clever quotes, sarcastic puns, and just enough Socrates to make you seem smarter at parties (without being that guy). It's perfect for people who like to pretend they’re the smartest person in the room, but still have enough self-awareness to know that’s probably not true.

So yeah, if you’re into wearing your overthinking on your sleeve—or more accurately, your chest—this is the place.

"Wear Your Wisdom," because who says a t-shirt can’t be profound...or at least kind of funny?