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When You Need a Guy

When You Need a Guy

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This t-shirt says ‘Aristotle: When you need a guy to justify anything.’ Because, let’s be honest, Aristotle had a theory or explanation for everything—politics, ethics, biology, you name it. If you needed backup for an idea, Aristotle probably already wrote a scroll about it.

It’s like he was the original ‘philosopher for hire.’ You want to justify ambition? He’s got you. Looking to defend some ancient argument about virtue or society? Aristotle’s your guy. This shirt is for anyone who knows that with a little Greek philosophy, you can make just about anything sound legit. Wear it, and let people know you’ve got a classic philosopher in your corner, ready to rationalize whatever you throw at him.

Be wise, and follow these washing instructions!

  1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
  2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
  3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
  5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.

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Returns

Our goal at Philosothreads is that you love your order. Our philosophy inspired gear is typically non-returnable, but our goal is for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.

🏛️ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
🏛️ No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.

Please contact us at support@philosothreads if you believe you are eligible for a refund.


Eligibility for a Refund:

🏛️ Received product damaged or defective
🏛️ Within 30 days of purchase
🏛️ MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item


You can always contact us for any return questions at support@philosothreads.com

*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*

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