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Evolution of Thought

Evolution of Thought

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Ah yes, the 'Evolution of Thought' t-shirt. We start with a monkey, as all great philosophers do, and end with a guy sitting on a rock, wondering what the hell it's all about. It’s like saying, 'Yeah, we came this far just to sit here and overthink everything.' You get it? You’re wearing the entire journey of humanity’s intellectual progress—and you still have no clue what’s going on. Perfect for anyone who likes to pretend they’re deep while doing absolutely nothing.

Washing Instructions

Be wise, and follow these washing instructions!

  1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
  2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
  3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
  5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.

Shipping & Returns

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🏛️ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
🏛️ Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered

*Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based*


Returns

Our goal at Philosothreads is that you love your order. Our philosophy inspired gear is typically non-returnable, but our goal is for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.

🏛️ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
🏛️ No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.

Please contact us at support@philosothreads if you believe you are eligible for a refund.


Eligibility for a Refund:

🏛️ Received product damaged or defective
🏛️ Within 30 days of purchase
🏛️ MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item


You can always contact us for any return questions at support@philosothreads.com

*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*

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