Enlightenment
Enlightenment
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This shirt just says ‘I asked for enlightenment but all I got was disappointment.’ And honestly, isn’t that just how it goes? You start out all optimistic, thinking you’re about to unlock the secrets of the universe, and then—boom—you realize it’s just more questions. So now you’re sitting there, one book or meditation session away from a full-on crisis, and somehow, you’re supposed to feel enlightened?
This shirt is for anyone who’s tried to ‘find themselves’ and ended up with a pile of self-help books and zero answers. Perfect for anyone who’s been down the philosophical rabbit hole and made it out the other side.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Be wise, and follow these washing instructions!
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
🏛️ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
🏛️ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
🏛️ Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
*Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based*
Returns
Our goal at Philosothreads is that you love your order. Our philosophy inspired gear is typically non-returnable, but our goal is for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.
🏛️ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
🏛️ No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at support@philosothreads if you believe you are eligible for a refund.
Eligibility for a Refund:
🏛️ Received product damaged or defective
🏛️ Within 30 days of purchase
🏛️ MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at support@philosothreads.com
*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*