Coffee
Coffee
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This t-shirt hits you with ‘Existence precedes essence, and misery precedes coffee’—because, let’s face it, nothing sums up mornings better. Sartre would be proud. He’s the guy who said we’re born, we’re free, and it’s all on us to figure out what it means. And yeah, that’s deep, but it’s also exhausting. So before any of that self-defining nonsense, there’s misery—and that’s where coffee steps in.
This shirt’s for anyone who needs a little boost to tackle the absurdity of life before noon. It’s existential philosophy meets caffeine dependency: you can’t tackle your own essence on an empty stomach. So go ahead, throw it on, and let the world know that if they want you at your best, they better bring the coffee.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Be wise, and follow these washing instructions!
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
🏛️ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
🏛️ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
🏛️ Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
*Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based*
Returns
Our goal at Philosothreads is that you love your order. Our philosophy inspired gear is typically non-returnable, but our goal is for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.
🏛️ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
🏛️ No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at support@philosothreads if you believe you are eligible for a refund.
Eligibility for a Refund:
🏛️ Received product damaged or defective
🏛️ Within 30 days of purchase
🏛️ MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at support@philosothreads.com
*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*
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