Absurd
Absurd
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Life is ridiculous. You wake up, you go to work, you pay bills, you get annoyed by people, and in the end… what? It’s absurd, right? And Camus - he knew this. He spent his life saying. Yep, it’s all pretty meaningless, so embrace it. Wearing this shirt is like a reminder from Camus himself to just lean into the chaos. You’re not just wearing a t-shirt - you’re basically saying, ‘I get it. Life’s a cosmic joke, and I’m in on it.’
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Be wise, and follow these washing instructions!
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
🏛️ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
🏛️ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
🏛️ Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
*Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based*
Returns
Our goal at Philosothreads is that you love your order. Our philosophy inspired gear is typically non-returnable, but our goal is for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.
🏛️ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
🏛️ No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Please contact us at support@philosothreads if you believe you are eligible for a refund.
Eligibility for a Refund:
🏛️ Received product damaged or defective
🏛️ Within 30 days of purchase
🏛️ MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at support@philosothreads.com
*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*